don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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