just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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