no, he came in my armpit
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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