Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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