I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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