so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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