Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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