It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
it's like iHOP with fire
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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