So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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