Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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