Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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