well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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