I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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