Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.