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like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.

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(650): like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it. http://tfl.nu/vsdn

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My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.

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(218): My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles. http://tfl.nu/kfaj

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I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.

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(224): I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home. http://tfl.nu/0j8i

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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night

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(202): i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night http://tfl.nu/pk50

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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic

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(646): vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic http://tfl.nu/5kjv

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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?

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(407): the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day? http://tfl.nu/2o1l

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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance

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(386): The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance http://tfl.nu/iqmo

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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.

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(214): you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night. http://tfl.nu/kc82

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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.

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(518): i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that. http://tfl.nu/4wam

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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.

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(936): Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/amif

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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.

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(256): Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO. http://tfl.nu/k62i

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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties

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(845): I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties http://tfl.nu/lvqb

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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.

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(703): I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer. http://tfl.nu/bgxs

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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.

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(262): just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard. http://tfl.nu/jn37

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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really

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(231): You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really http://tfl.nu/kw3p

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