My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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