You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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