that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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