brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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