i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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