i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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