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Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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