her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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