Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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