Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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