wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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