I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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