And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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