I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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