That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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