Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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