my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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