i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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