Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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