3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
