playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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