well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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