She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
MIDGETS
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
