How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i out mim tonsoeep
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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