I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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