he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
