windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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