is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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