so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
