Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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