I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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