cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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