i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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