im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I believe in your delicious
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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