Pappa wants mamma naked
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
