it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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