dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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