honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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