NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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