It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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