Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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