your thong is hanging out like whoa
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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