So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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