If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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