Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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