and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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